Statements That Drive Me Crazy:
1) "Are you giving away free money?" Yes, and you are the fist one to win that prize.
2) "Why am I overdraft?" Because you can't balance your own checkbook.
3) "Can I have that in twenties?" (when cashing a check for over $500) Why? Why so many?
4) "I'll take six twenties" (when cashing a check for $100), hah you are so clever. And yes, I know how to add.
5) "I forgot my account number", which goes along with "I forgot my name"
6) "Can I keep this pen?" NO. You can't.
7) "Can I have a roll of quarters?"
8) "Is Donna here?" No, she's on lunch. No, she's in a meeting. No. She's just not.
9) "What's my balance?" With kids screaming in the background phone handset.
10) "I've gotta change order"... with the inflection of Howdy Doody
11) "What are you doing? You busy?" No sir, I'm just waiting for you to walk in.
12) "When y'all close?" When the door is locked and lights are off.
13) "Well geez... I suppose this all going in my gas tank" Yes, gas is a rip. Walk more.
14) "How about that weather?" How about the sky being blue.
15) "Is this Carrie Lotts?" No, she works in Lexington now. My name is Kari Burgess... and I am competent, and able to answer your question.
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